Terrorists: Your Attention Please
If you wish to destroy America, I urge you to consider the following targets:
The executive team responsible for Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and any team members involved in it's production who failed to summarly quit or throw themselves off of a bridge in horror.
The Guy From The Guitar Hero 'On Tour' Promo, and any game that once emphasized the sheer badassitude of rock that is now rated E for Everyone.
Micheal Ian Black. He knows what he did.
Microsoft, for introducing Windows Vista, and failing to 'get the point' for their next offering.
And finally: Cheez-Whiz. They've had it too easy for too long. Somebody has to do something.